January 2012
620 posts
milasweetcunt:
my new years resolution is to steal the declaration of independence
aidanwritesandstuff:
john mayer
jhon mayre
j ho nm ayr e
j n a y
nazi
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jj-abrahams:
How do you take a relationship further with someone you like but don’t know if they like you back?
On a night where the moon is a waxing gibbous, sacrifice a goat at 2:27 am
Spill the goat’s blood onto an article of clothing from your prospective lover
Eat some of their hair
Eat some of the goat’s hair
Take off all your clothes
Cover yourself with bees
Sleep in a tree
Wake...
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December 2011
304 posts
racheljhammack:
I just downloaded missing e
SEE!
I just downloaded missing e
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operator: 911 emergency what seems to be the problem
me: ther... there's someones in the house
operator: who is in the house sir
me: .......C...ory........
operator: .......
me: please help me
aidanwritesandstuff:
and then there’s white people who are really obnoxious, like me
and we listen to post rock
thesulfurandthesea:
I’m going to reblog the declaration of independence
I think i’ve run out of tears to cry today, I feel like I’m gonna die.
rocketfists:
harrytomlomsom:
Reglob if you’d ring the Drake bell.
I’d also Peck the Josh.
